I recently made the worst purchase of my life. Entitled the "Dungeons & Dragons Essentials Dungeons Tiles Master Set The Dungeon", which , by the way, is the longest title I've ever seen for something decidedly not a movie sequel. So i bought this thing with promises of "...Dungeon rooms, corridors, and terrain elements..." but what do I get? Cardboard. Stacks and stacks of cardboard. I know it was a tad ridiculous to assume an entire dungeon in such a small box, but I assumed it was like a Figures of Power or Bag of holding type thing or something. What, am I supposed to play pretend that I have a dungeon? Screw that noise! Now what am I supposed to do with this princess I just kidnapped? I payed twenty buck for this thing! Now where am I going to hide from these adventures?
King of Kobolds signing out.
